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Computer tricks to joke with VBS script

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Let's use a simple way for our friends own joke.

But do not you try this trick on your computer, try klo means you mengisengin yourself & be able to say you do stupid actions .. Hehe .. Wkwk ..

Lets begin! Make sure you are typing Script Correct Below! Copy Paste Sometimes Unsuccessful Due to the difference in quotation marks ("") In Notepad, To Fix It Can Use TextPad..

1. Mengeject CD-Drive Continuous

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop


Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends

2. With the Enter key is Continuous

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop


Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends


3. With Slow Message Notepad "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks! "

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “


Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends

4. With Backspace

MsgBox “Maaf, Anda Harus Mengulang Kembali”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends


5. With Continuous Open Calculator

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\cacl.exe
GOTO top

Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends

6. With Keyboard

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “Maaf, Keyboard Tidak Berfungsi! Harap Diperbaiki”
loop

Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends

7. With Shutdown Computer Continuous

@echo off
msg * Komputer Anda Terinfeksi Virus
shutdown -c “Error! Virus Menyebar Keseluruh System!” -s -t 0


Tips : Then save the "example.WBS" and Give to your friends

Cara mengetahui Jenis Kelamin Komputer Anda

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Cara Mengetahui Jenis Kelamin Komputer Kamu...
Penasaran apakah komputer juga punya kelamin seperti manusia... Mereka memang punya tapi bukan berbentuk.. haha.. kita cuma bisa mengetahuinya dari suaranya, apakah ia perempuan atau laki-laki...

pertama kamu buka notepad
bisa di cari di
START> ALL PROGRAM> ACCESSORIES> NOTEPAD

trus copy kode dibawah ini
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I Love You"
dan paste di notepad yang kamu buka

save as dengan menggunakan nama komputer.vbs

trus kamu buka dah tuh folder yang tadi kamu simpan
dengan cara doble klik folder itu...

*jangan lupa nyalahin speaker kamu
biar suaranya kedengeran...



 
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